Pooh Jive

Recorded October 14, 2001 and October 21, 2001 in Nick's Basement

Yo! My name is Pooh and I'm here to rock
And I won't stop till your eardrums pop!
Pay no mind to the hands of the clock
Cause you're gonna be crying, "Please Please don't stop!"

Tigger is my homey and he likes to jump
When he lays down his hand he's got a trump.
The rabbit is a pansy and he lives in a stump.
I gank his honey cause he's a chump!

We're living in the 100 Acre Hood.
With my honey and my money and my boyz, life is good.

Chrissy Robb, yeah, he's my main G.
He hooks me up with the fermented tea.
Rollin around in our pimpin Ben-Z
When I see Eeyore pissin on my tree.
I pulled out my piece and pop a cap in his knee
And he screamed and yelled, "Whatchyou doin to me?!"

We're living in the 100 Acre Hood.
With my money and my honey and my boyz, life is good.

Song Info: This piece of genius came to be when Gene insisted on doing the Winnie the Pooh song. It was decided then that a parody rap would be more original. The "freestyling" at the end is over two separate tracks, which is why you can hear the same people doing different things at once..

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