The Food Song (Compilation Version)
Recorded September 23, 2001 in Nick's Basement
I will protect you, Dorito, and all of your friends...
Egg
Chicken
Pickle
Bean
Corn
Sausage
Cheese
Tofu
Figs
Kiwi
Ham
Wonton
Noodle
Beef
Yogurt
Burrito! AHHH!
Sushi
Cookie
Gristle
(... mmm gristle...)
Taco
Fish
Pancake
Food everywhere, UNITE!
Song Info: This song was originally intended as part of a concept album about a crazed Chinese chef obsessed with protecting food. He believed that food was equal to all other life on the planet and shouldn't be eaten. The album never came to be, but the Food Song remained.